[Darthvader]

Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several
months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided
them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top
to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming. One day the lawyer yelled
down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes. There is a woman
out there floating in our direction."
The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "You're
hallucinating; you've finally lost your mind."
But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunning redhead,
face up, totally naked, unconscious, without so much as a ring or earrings
on her person.
The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach
and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing. One said to the
other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months now
without a woman. It's been such a long, long time....so....do you think
we should....well, you know, screw her?"
"Out of what?" asked the other.

 

[Darthvader]

WTH no one thinks this is a good one. If you people don't like me just say so

 

[PowerWagon896]

WTH no one thinls this id a good one. If you people don't like me just say so

Give it some time.

Did these guys work for the law firm of Dewey, Skrewem, & Howe?

 

[MAGNUM8R]

Good one Darth... Sounds like Lawers to me!!

I don't even want to speculate what the boys of LX forums would say in the same situation!!

 

[Token]

Good one Darth... Sounds like Lawers to me!!

I don't even want to speculate what the boys of LX forums would say in the same situation!!

Don't think there woulnd be too much talking.

Funny Darth, hadn't seen this until just now

 

[Darthvader]

Don't think there woulnd be too much talking.

Funny Darth, hadn't seen this until just now

Thanks I thought it was cute and we need some levity in these tense times.:friday:

 

[Token]

Thanks I thought it was cute and we need some levity in these tense times.:friday:

I agree, that's why these are some of my favorites:

http://www.lxforums.com/board/showthread.php?t=16539

and

http://www.lxforums.com/board/showthread.php?t=36969

 

[BrilliantBlackHemi]

Very funny. Only a couple of Lawyers...geesh.

 

[KGBPro]

WTH no one thinks this is a good one. If you people don't like me just say so

ok.....i dont like you......No wait!!!!....I do like you!!!!...no....no....nevermind....i dont....LOL:banana: J/K

 

[northeastern08]

Hehe...Good one

 

[KGBPro]

LOL its as funny as sayin:
A Rabbi and a horse walk into the bar.
The bartender says "why the long face??"

LOL

 

[Darthvader]

ok.....i dont like you......No wait!!!!....I do like you!!!!...no....no....nevermind....i dont....LOL:banana: J/K

You don't? That sucks dude.

 

[KGBPro]

You don't? That sucks dude.

yea i know....im sorry bro...LOL J/K w ya man!!!

 

[Matrix]

WTH no one thinks this is a good one. If you people don't like me just say so

I dont like you Darth! Hows that!:Na_Na_Na_Na::Na_Na_Na_Na::Na_Na_Na_Na:

LOL!! JK dude!!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[LowGo]

I don't find it funny. It's too depressing actually. Only two lawyers? Maybe if you rewrote it with a cruise ship full of lawyers it would make me happier!

 

[Darthvader]

yea i know....im sorry bro...LOL J/K w ya man!!!

I am admitedly a prick

 

[Jaak]

I find it funny... But would they have noticed the woman? I figure they'd be trying to screw each other.

 

[iRock]

I find it funny... But would they have noticed the woman? I figure they'd be trying to screw each other.

Out of what? Good one Darth.

 

[Jaak]

They're lawyers, they'll make value out of anything. Ask any man who's been divorced, how well his wife's lawyer did at that.

 

[bryan_k47]

Lol not bad

My resurrected thread of the day