[iRock]

I found this on another forum.

Anyway, the first poster makes a wish. The second poster grants that wish, but there are consequences to it.

EXAMPLE

First poster: I wish I had a million dollars.

Next poster: Your wish is granted. However, your wealth attracts robbers, who break into your house and steal everything. I wish I had a pie.

Next poster: Wish granted, but it's a poison pie that kills you. I wish I had a puppy.

...and so on. Note: as always no consecutive posts by one member - Thanks!

Now, to begin with... I wish I had a big bag of candy.

 

[Gameboy]

Your wish is granted. However you cannot, no matter how hard you try, open the bag of candy.

I wish I had a Rolex.

 

[iRock]

Wish is granted. Too bad it doesn't run cuz it's a fake.

Wish I had a new laptop.

 

[ASU_Magnum]

Your wish is granted but its a Mac. I want an srt8

 

[iRock]

Your wish is granted but you can't drive it because you lost your license for 5 years.

I wish I had a box of chocolates.

 

[ASU_Magnum]

Who needs a license? lol

Your wish is granted BUT they are from some guy who has been pestering you for weeks and weeks to go out with him and you know that if you accept and eat them that you will feel guilty and then you may have to lie to him and say you never got them to avoid the obvious tension that would insue. So in the end, would it be worth it?

I wish I had private jet

 

[Ozzie]

Your wish is granted. But it turns out to be a very private Jet Li

I wish I had endless wishes that were fulfilled.

 

[Praetorian]

your wish is granted, but you lose the ability to speak so you can't wish for anything ever again.

I wish for xray vision (watched 2 superman movies with my son yesterday)

 

[Token]

Your wish is granted, but you can't turn it off and constantly run into walls that you can't see.

I wish an AWD SRT8 Magnum

 

[the hurse]

Your wish is granted, but some ricer ran into you at a light and totaled your new car.

I wish those tetas in Token's avatar would finally fall out of that shirt.

 

[Jaak]

You wish is granted, but then you find out that's Token's chest...

I wish I owned a Viper Competition coupe test facility.

 

[FOHN_JARGO]

Your wish is granted but all you get is actual viper snakes which bite you and fill your veins with poisen. I wish I were and Oscar Mayer Wiener.

 

[the hurse]

your wish is granted, but you were then cast as a "stunt" double in a 450lb+ porn video.

i wish that Gabrielle Union would marry me.

 

[Meathammer]

Your wish is granted but you find out on your wedding night that she is a transvestite.




I wish I was debit free.

 

[iRock]

Your wish is granted however since you have extra cash your relatives move in and drive you crazy.

I wish I had new shoes.

 

[Jaak]

You get your wish, but you're run over by an armoured car the next day. (It was late delivering money to MrMopar..)

I wish I could blow up or rebuild motors by pointing at them and saying "You! Poof!"

 

[iRock]

Your wish is granted but also every time you say Poof you also get the attention of Gabrielle Union the transvestite and she/he beats you with her purse!

I wish I had a new exhaust system.

 

[the hurse]

Your wish is granted, but you soon discover that your exhaust tips are welded shut.

I wish I had some Foose Nitrous 22" rims.

 

[BIG DOG]

Your wish is granted but after they are mounted nd you are rolling down the road all happy and smilin : ) you find out that Foose Nitrous is code for I am gay!






I wish I had Mr Olympias physique

 

[Jaak]

Your wish is granted but after they are mounted nd you are rolling down the road all happy and smilin : ) you find out that Foose Nitrous is code for I am gay!

I wish I had Mr Olympias physique

And you thought Nitrous rims were Gay? Your wish is granted, but then you find you're constantly chased by groupies driving Mustangs with Foose Nitrous rims. Men, not Women... They want to beat you as well.

I wish I had an Inferno Red Magnum SRT8. Fleet.