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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to
hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped
deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and
pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted
him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to
cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place......smack his ass again!"

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.
 

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Yes I am a pirate, 200 years too late
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Good one, Darth, you said "A$$" though.
 

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Ka CHOW!
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From the title I was instantly wisked back to about 1975 when one of our cats was delivering her kittens. My little brother was three and sat there with eyes wide in amazment.........the whole time holding his hand on his own bottom!
 

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First AWD LX in the 12's N/A
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I agree with Kathleen and bipto,

He shouldn't have crawled in there
 

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MAGNUM8R said:
Good one, Darth, you said "A$$" though.
dear dear...such language! Between this and the Mike Hunt thread....how shall we go on?!?! :wink:

Great joke Darth!! :rock:
 
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