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> A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
> into a
> house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He
> orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the
> girl to
> the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
> into
> the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
> "listen,
> this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent
> lots
> of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
> your
> neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he
> tells
> you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
> probably
> very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I
> love
> you." To which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He
> was
> whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute,
> and
> asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
> strong
> honey. I love you too!!"
 

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Yes I am a pirate, 200 years too late
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Only from CAM, only from CAM!!
See why I wanted a room WAAY down the hall or on another floor????
 

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E skeud teñval tourioù gell
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So THAT's where Cam was!
 

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I'm not speeding......I'm qualifying
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Rotflmao!!!
 

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Misspellers of the world untie!!!
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Nice one!
 
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