Living with it since 2007

I know this isn't a popular subject, but maybe talking about it will help. My Charger has been hibernating for months now and it has really been flaring up my problem. Yes you know, the syndrome commonly known as HEMIRECTION. I honestly think I might have to move somewhere else, where the weather is better. I can't stand it anymore I feel like I have a torque wrench in my pants, but I can't bear the thought of driving it in lousy conditions, sand on the streets is another of my issues. I have had a HEMIRECTION since June of 07, but it has been manageable. Anyone else dealing with this syndrome?

07 RT LOVER
"SOON RENAMING ME.....HEMIRECTION"