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My son-in-law sent me this one

A LITTLE FLAB

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt, and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control-top panty hose". While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "winkie." With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."
 
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Ka CHOW!
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I can barely contain myself! That is fricken' hilarious!
 

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Yes I am a pirate, 200 years too late
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Very nice, sounds just like at Home!!
 
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