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Warranties are for sissies.
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Now you're talking. That's the hood I grew up in. You forgot Bird in Hand, you could have had a trifecta. Good old Lancaster County, PA. Dam* you, now I have a craving for chicken pot pie and shoo fly pie. There is none of that good stuff here in San Diego (although you can't swing a dead cat and not hit a mexican place).
 

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The King Nitwit!
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That's too funny :)
 

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wisconsinmagnum said:
that is great where did you find this or did you do it yourself?
Visited Blue balls many times during puberty, and as I got older, more times to Intercourse and less trips to blue balls.
 

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GOOD MEAT TAKES A LONG TIME!
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ManWagon said:
Visited Blue balls many times during puberty, and as I got older, more times to Intercourse and less trips to blue balls.
So let me get this straight...... "Blue balls" when you're younger. "Intercourse" at mid-life. "Blue pill" when you're old. Is that right?
 

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I'll be back...someday
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how the f*ck to people get so offended about porn, prostitution and other things but a city gets named intercourse? wtf else does intercourse mean, other than sex? sheesh
 

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I've got a Intercourse University T-shirt in my closet right now....I love wearing that thing out...so many people stare it's great :mrgreen:

Does Blue Ball have a University? I'd like a shirt from there too :i2:
 

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:mrgreen: Intercourse and Blue Ball....those are just goofy names came up with by americans

But what canadian thought dildo was a good name for a city/town? Does it have some french translation for something harmless or something LOL!
 

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Have you checked out how long it takes to get to Intercourse from Dildo? Sheesh... That's a lot of hard driving! Some of it's quite wet as well and there'd be a lot of bobbing up and down, but I'm not keen on involving a Ferry... Seems like that's the only way you'd get there. Unless your car can drive under water.
 

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First AWD LX in the 12's N/A
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Make your travel plans now...
So grab yourself an atlas or a map and whatever you do, drop by and say hello to the folks in:
  • Chicken, Deadhorse or Eek (Alaska)
  • Burnt Corn, Intercourse, Muck City, Rooster (Alabama)
  • Fannie, Greasy Corner, Grubbs, Hooker, Okay, Possum Grape, Smackover, Toad Suck, Turkey Scratch, Weiner, Yellville (Arkansas)
  • Blunt, Bummerville, Deadwood, Doghouse Junction, Frying Pan, Hellhole Palms, Hells Kitchen, Hooker, Last Chance, Mormon Bar, Needles, Ono, Prunedale, Rescue, Relief, Scarface, Squabbletown, Sucker Flat, Timbuctoo, Toad Town, Volcano, Weedpatch, Wimp, You Bet, Yreka Zzyzx (California)
  • Climax, Last Chance, No Name, Parachute, Purgatory (Colorado)
  • Giants Neck, Mianus, Moosup (Connecticut)
  • Howey-in-the-Hills, Kissimmee, Okahumpka, Sopchoppy, Two Egg, Weeki Wachee, Yeehaw Junction (Florida)
  • Between, Chickasawhatchee, Climax, Enigma, Hopeulikit, Talking Rock (Georgia)
  • Good Grief, Beer Bottle Crossing (Idaho)
  • Bald Knob, Devil's Backbone, Grand Detour, Kickapoo, Paw Paw, Roachtown (Illinois)
  • French Lick, Gnaw Bone, Loogootee, Naked City, Roachdale, Toad Hop (Indiana)
  • Diagonal, Gravity, What Cheer (Iowa)
  • Perdition, Ransom (Kansas)
  • Beaver Lick, Bugtussle, Chicken Gizzard, Crummies, Do Stop, Monkeys Elbow, Mousie, Mud Lick, Oddville, Ogle, Spring Lick, Rabbit Hash, Typo (Kentucky)
  • Belcher, Cut-Off, Fort Necessity, Grosse Tete, Mudville, Tickfaw, Waterproof (Louisana)
  • Bald Head, D1ckey, Beans Corner Bingo (Maine)
  • Accident, Assawoman Bay, Boring, Crapo, Cockeysville (Maryland)
  • Belchertown, Cow Yard, Mashpee, Sandwich, Swampscott (Massachusetts)
  • Bad Axe, Climax, Hell, Jugville, Kalamazoo, Podunk, Slapneck (Michigan)
  • Climax, Embarass, Nimrod, Nowthen, Savage, Sleepy Eye (Minnesota)
  • Bobo, Chunky, Dragon, Possumneck, Sanatorium, Soso, Yazoo (Mississippi)
  • Conception, Cooter, Enough, Frankenstein, Licking, Peculiar, Roach, Sleeper, Tightwad (Missouri)
  • Bitter Root, Elmo, Hungry Horse, Rocky Boy, Square Butt, Two-Dot, Yaak (Montana)
  • Colon, Fort Crook, Road, Wahoo, Weeping Water, Worms (Nebraska)
  • Bunkerville, Incline Village, Lovelock, Owyhee, Pahrump, Searchlight, Verdi-Mogul, Weed Heights, Winnemucca (Nevada)
  • Bungy, Contoocook, Hell Hollow, Lost Nation, Sandwich Landing (New Hampshire)
  • Bivalve, Brick, Ho-Ho Kus, Little Egg Harbor, Love Ladies, Succasuna (New Jersey)
  • Elephant Butte, Tingle, Truth or Consequences (New Mexico)
  • Cat Elbow Corner, Climax, Coxsackie, Hicksville, Horseheads, Peekskill, Neversink, Yaphank Yonkers (New York)
  • Climax, Gum Neck, Horneytown, Lizard Lick, Meat Camp, Tick Bite, Toast, Whynot (North Carolina)
  • Concrete, Hoople, Voltaire, Zap (North Dakota
  • Bowlegs, Frogville, Hooker, Okay, Pumpkin Center, Slapout, Slaughterville (Oklahoma)
  • Boring, Drain, Halfcom, Idiotville, Zig Zag (Oregon)
  • Balltown, Bird-in-Hand, Blue Ball, Climax, Drab, Experiment, Fear Not, Gobbler's Knob, Hempfield, Intercourse, Loyalsockville, Panic, Porkey, Scalp Level, Uno, Virginville (Pennsylvania)
  • Mooseup Valley, Quidnick, Quonochontaug, Woonsocket (Rhode Island)
  • Coward, Due West, Ninetimes, Sugar Tit (South Carolina)
  • Bath, Igloo, Lemmon, Peever, Red Shirt (South Dakota)
  • Bugscuffle, Bucksnort, Defeated, Difficult, Duck Town, Finger, Nameless, Only, Smartt, Sweet Lips, Static, Yum Yum (Tennessee)
  • Cut-n-Shoot, Dime Box, Ding Dong, Frognot, Gun Barrel City, Hoop and Holler, Leaky, Loco, Looneyville, Muleshoe, Notrees, Pointblank, Possum Kingdom, Run and Shoot, Tarzan, Trophy Club, Turkey, Twitty, Uncertain, (Texas)
  • Bald Knob, Hurricane, Lovelock, Orderville (Utah)
  • Bread Loaf, Mosquitoville, Notown, Satans Kingdom (Vermont)
  • Bumpass, Croaker, Frogtown, Goochland, Goosepimple Junction, Mutt, Nuttsville, Ordinary (Virginia)
  • Enumclaw, Humptulips, Klickitat, Kooskooskie, Tumtum, Tumwater (Washington)
  • Big Ugly, Crum, HooHoo, Looneyville, Lost City, Nitro, Odd, Paw, Pinch, War (West Virginia)
  • Embarrass, Footville, Imalone, Spread Eagle, Ubet, Wanderoos (Wisconsin)
  • Bill, Camel Hump, Meeteetse, Muddy Gap (Wyoming)
 

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Beaver lick....might not be too bad....Mud lick....not going there :Na_Na_Na_Na:
 

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saselker said:
how long to climax........
I guess that depends..... If you plan on going through Bupmass, VI, or from Bald Knob, UT straight through to Spread Eagle, WI, without first hitting Sugar Tit, SC

What I want to know is who makes the regular trek from Virginville to Balltown Pennsylvania, and can you take Route 69 the whole way.
 
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