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    A California Love Story...................



    A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
    After having great sex, she spent the next hour
    just rubbing his testicles.
    This was something she loved to do.
    As he was enjoying it, he turned to ask her,
    "Why do you love doing that?"


    "Because", she replied, "I really miss mine"





    I told you it was a California love story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    disturbing . . . and funny. . . .mostly disturbing. . . .lmfao!

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    I just realized, I am a Seen-Ager (Senior Teenager)

    I have everything I wanted as a teenager.....only 50-60 years later!
    I don't have to go to school or work.
    I get an allowance every month.
    I have my own pad.
    I don't have a curfew.
    I have a driver's license and my own car.
    I have I.D. that gets me into bars and the wine store.
    (I like the wine store best)
    The people I hang around with
    are not scared of getting pregnant,
    they aren't scared of anything.
    They've been blessed to live this long,
    why be scared?
    And I don't have acne.
    Life is good. Also, you will feel
    much more intelligent after reading this,
    if you are a Seen-Ager.
    Brains of older people are slow,
    because they know so much.
    People do not decline mentally with age,
    it just takes them longer to recall facts
    because they have more information in their brains!
    Scientists believe this also makes you
    hard of hearing, as it puts pressure
    on your inner ear.
    Also, older people often go to
    another room to get something and
    when they get there, they stand there
    wondering what they came for.
    It is NOT a memory problem,
    it is nature's way of making older people
    do more exercise.

    SO THERE!!!

    I have more friends I should send this to,
    but right now I can't remember their names.

    So please forward this to your friends,
    they may be my friends too!!!!

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    fnky funny fnky funny fnky funny

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