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    An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut.

    He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

    The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

    When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.

    The barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixpak View Post
    The barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.
    Oh god.



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    Talk to me Goose

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slidd View Post
    Talk to me Goose

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    Breaking your neck and drowning at the speed of light? Or are we being literal? Lol

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    Can't beat that. . . .already cooked. Pluck and enjoy!

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    Too funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixpak View Post
    A flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.

    “Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking!
    There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean, and dangerous!”

    The captain responds, “Patricia, I’ve told you this before.
    This is Air Force One … !
    To bad we don't have a thumbs down 😕

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    I love how the rest of the forum is policed for language and sensitivity, yet this thread is free game.


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    Damn fnky funny

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