This is for SE Shindiggers only

**Rev.Hammer** · 03-28-2006, 05:23 PM

I need some input from the attendees:
KGBPro wants a sermon. I have no concrete religious affiliation. I have been to many many religious services and am familiar with a large number of them.
I do my best not to offend someone on religious issues.
SO,
Let me hear you:

Are you religiously sensitive?

Does overt wackiness make you uncomfortable?

Does religious parody and satire make you late for the door?

Also:
Who wants a sermon from a Southern Fried Goofball like me?

Are you going to give me excessive crap if you dont like it?

Do you want your car or mods or kids or underwear blessed by some back-alley nutjob?

Are you going to be predominantly sober if and when I do this?

**MagnumFreak** · 03-28-2006, 05:25 PM

Although I am definitely not religiously sensitive maybe instead of a sermon you could offer some of your southern fried wisdom and humor. Sort of a Will Rogers kind of talk.

**Ikarus** · 03-28-2006, 05:43 PM

Not really for or against it. The humor on the site is more than enough for me. I have no religion, but I am also not easily offended.

**Robins_SXT** · 03-28-2006, 05:49 PM

Let the will of the majority be done. I feel pretty neutral. I may be entertained but if I'm offended I'll know where the door is.

I'm planing to come and go some as I live right up the road. I'll not be drinking as I have to drive home.

**DawsonMagnum** · 03-28-2006, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by MagnumFreak

Although I am definitely not religiously sensitive maybe instead of a sermon you could offer some of your southern fried wisdom and humor. Sort of a Will Rogers kind of talk.

Yeah! And can you maybe do like Jake Blues did in the Triple Rock Baptist Church and somersault all the way across the building?!?

**Rev.Hammer** · 03-28-2006, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by DawsonMagnum

Yeah! And can you maybe do like Jake Blues did in the Triple Rock Baptist Church and somersault all the way across the building?!?

uhhhh..yeah!! I will be right behind you, Elwood!

**KGBPro** · 03-29-2006, 10:32 PM

Lol!!!

**Hemi31** · 03-29-2006, 11:20 PM

I'm not a very religous person,so I would probably skip that part but go for it if thats what you guys want.Besides if I was a part of it I wouldn't want to get you all struck by the lightning bolts gunning for me.

**BrilliantRT** · 03-29-2006, 11:23 PM

I say do it!

**American Muscle** · 03-29-2006, 11:51 PM

Are you religiously sensitive? Nope

Does overt wackiness make you uncomfortable? Only if your in a G-String

Does religious parody and satire make you late for the door? I must confess, it does

Also:
Who wants a sermon from a Southern Fried Goofball like me? Everyone who is on this forum

Are you going to give me excessive crap if you dont like it? Well of course, would you expect any less?

Do you want your car or mods or kids or underwear blessed by some back-alley nutjob? Back to that G-String...........

Are you going to be predominantly sober if and when I do this? I gotta drive home so the answer is......................... NO. Oh, wait, wrong answer, Yes. Well if my wife comes NO. Oh, wait, then she would be driving my Maggy home, yes.....definetly yes.

**KGBPro** · 03-30-2006, 09:18 AM

I plan on being drunk.......the whole time!!

LOL =)

**DaytonaDave** · 03-30-2006, 10:04 PM

I say follow your heart, Rev. Do what you want, cause there is gonna be someone offended no matter what.

You can not offend me, so if you need someone to poke fun at, just look for me.