Get Off My #$%@ Car!!!

[Pirate727]

We're causing quite a stir over in the Charger Forums with a simple thread I started about someone leaning on my car.

If you're looking for some fun amongst the mods and meets, check out this thread. And tell us some of your scary stories.

http://www.chargerforums.com/forums/...ad.php?t=35649

People can be scary.
This thread proves it.

Pirate727

[06SilverSteel]

I had a similar incident about a week after I got my charger....lady puts her nice sweaty tea glass on my freshly washed waxed r/t.....I kindly told her "make a nice $30,000 cup holder don't they!" it was promptly removed with a $hitty look on her face, my wife told me to chill, I told her that if she made the notes on it she could rub it down with dog crap for all I care, but this is my ride and this kind of stuff isn't gonna fly!

the best one was when she even told her own mother one day to get her purse off my car!! while she was digging thru it!!

[moparknighthawk]

Leaning on, putting stuff on, and other things like that are disrespectful. I won't allow it either. I won't even allow fingerprints.

[Super T]

I won't do it to someone else's car (unless I know them and I'm working on it with them), I sure as hell don't expect someone to do it to mine. You'd be amazed what kind of damage a rivet on a pair of jeans can do.

[BlackSunshine]

Haha, great story... When I had my little red Chevy S10 I had a similar incident... We have this street in Calgary called 17th ave and it's kind of a fun hangout place during the summer, lots of patios and it all sparks off at the end of spring with hockey playoffs when it gets the nickname "the red mile" for all the flames fans who crowd it after finals games.

Anyway, we're down there, and sitting out on the patio with my truck in site, parked on the street right by the patio. (I rarely parked my truck or my car out of site, lol, is that anal?) So this machismo sh!the@d comes up and starts leaning on my trucks right front fender, chatting up the ladies as they walk the strip. My truck was laying frame, sitting really nice and this guy was using it as his prop. This went on for about 15 minutes while I kept thinking "he'll leave, he's going to go, seriously enough is enough..." but he stuck around.

So, against my girlfriends pleading, I waited until he had a good group of ladies around him, all waiting in line to get onto the restaurant patio we were on. I walked out with remote neatly hidden in hand... got to the back of the line and asked him so that everyone could hear him:

"sh!t man, nice truck... yours?"

To which dumb ass replied:
"yup... it is"

me:
"What year is it?"

him:
"new, brand new"

Me: (It was a 2000 by the way... in 2004)
"Really? damn it's bagged huh... how high can you make it go? never seen bags work before"

him:
"Not right now man... i'm busy, you can't see that?"

So now he's brushing me off and sitting on my truck, claiming it's his... so I leaned forward and said loud enough for everyone to hear, lol

"Here, let me show you then..."

Hit the disarm.. the truck alarm yelped, started and the tanked emptied, raising the truck up to ride height. also in the process pushing him off into one of the girls.

I promptly added "Don't lean on MY truck f__khead!"

He quickly made his way down the street... lmao

I rearmed the truck, shut it down at which point it neatly pshhhht it's way back to frame, i winked at the ladies who were laughing there asses off, and re-entered the restaurant.

Got an earful from the girlfriend but it was so worth it..
I hate people who disrespect something that cost so much and seems to have such an attachment to the owner...

best movie line ever was the John Travolta "pulp fiction" line about never messing with another mans ride.

[OregonR/T]

It doesn't take much to scratch the paint. Before we got the Mag my wife had a silver honda civic. She was always had a habit of putting things on the roof, sitting her purse on the hood and other things and then always wondering where all these scratches and marks came from. I always told here that sitting things on the paint does this especially overtime. You may not realize it but it does. Needless to say she doesn't set anything on the Mag.

[Jaak]

Nice blacksunshine...

I've asked people for their insurance information to claim the damage. Or would you rather just pay cash? If they did something to it or not. I'm really friendly about it, but pursue it agressively, which frightens many. Plus it screws them up, because they're waiting for me to get angry, and I don't. LOL!

[06SilverSteel]

Plus it screws them up, because they're waiting for me to get angry, and I don't. LOL!

That's half the fun.....making them anticipate an aggressive reaction to their mistake and then they don't get it. You know it makes them nervous as heck and they're like I thought he was pissed!

[bipto]

This is from one of my previous posts in a similar thread. Forgive the re-post, but I love telling this story. It brings back such memories...

...In a similar incident years ago, I, as a young punk, watched in utter amazement as an old man leaned up against, and set his beer can down on my nearly new, freshly waxed IROC Camaro. Bewildered and angered to the point where I could not see beyond the moment, I snapped out something to the effect of, "Hey, Pops - how about getting your a$$ and your beer off of my paint?!" At that moment the air around me chilled like a calm before a storm. Had I been able to objectively analyze the situation, I may have realized that a girlfriend's family reunion was probably not the best place to have reacted as I did. As it turns out, the old guy was Grandpa so & so, beloved family patriarch and benefactor (and supposedly worth millions according to family lore). Uh-oh...

Suffice it say, there was no recovery from that fumble.

[06SilverSteel]

This is from one of my previous posts in a similar thread. Forgive the re-post, but I love telling this story. It brings back such memories...

ha ha, gotta laugh at you for that one bipto! I guess you got cut out as far as ever receiving anything from him...lol.

[Jaak]

This is from one of my previous posts in a similar thread. Forgive the re-post, but I love telling this story. It brings back such memories...

So did you learn anything from it yet?

[bipto]

So did you learn anything from it yet?

Why yes, I learned tact... I just never got very good at it...

[Daedalus]

I had one of these experiences with my 1 month 4 day old Dodge Stratus. It was the 4th of July and I was waiting to get out in this parking lot to get home with the engine on and the lights burning. There is a Large Chevy truck infront of me when along comes this VERY large Lady (and I mean LARGE) and her 6 kids. the way she was hustling it looked like the sizzler was closing the buffet line when she walks between my car and the truck, now a normal sized person would not of had an issue but this was way to small for her to fit but she just did not care. well with some part of her body hit my front bumber hard enoght to shake the car and dimpled the bumper.

Needless to say I jumped out and had a few words with her that my mom would not of liked to hear but alas...

The other thing that bothers me is when ppl decide to park next to my card but in their space and mine I had one lady do that with her mini van. after standing around for 45 mins waiting for her to return because i could not get into my Stratus I ended up having to force my way into the by rolling down the window climbing in so I know what a rivet on a set of jeans can do to a nice paint job. but I do not block ppl in nor do I expect that to happen to me.

[06SilverSteel]

Why yes, I learned tact... I just never got very good at it...

I know that's right!!

[moparknighthawk]

I had one of these experiences with my 1 month 4 day old Dodge Stratus. It was the 4th of July and I was waiting to get out in this parking lot to get home with the engine on and the lights burning. There is a Large Chevy truck infront of me when along comes this VERY large Lady (and I mean LARGE) and her 6 kids. the way she was hustling it looked like the sizzler was closing the buffet line when she walks between my car and the truck, now a normal sized person would not of had an issue but this was way to small for her to fit but she just did not care. well with some part of her body hit my front bumber hard enoght to shake the car and dimpled the bumper.

Needless to say I jumped out and had a few words with her that my mom would not of liked to hear but alas...

The other thing that bothers me is when ppl decide to park next to my card but in their space and mine I had one lady do that with her mini van. after standing around for 45 mins waiting for her to return because i could not get into my Stratus I ended up having to force my way into the by rolling down the window climbing in so I know what a rivet on a set of jeans can do to a nice paint job. but I do not block ppl in nor do I expect that to happen to me.

Sadly it the way of the world right now. People simply do not care!