holy crizap

**grinner** · 09-20-2006, 12:36 AM

so I went to the track tonight.
14 flat at 99 was my best run. Ran 5 times I think.
On the way home, still hopped up on adrenaline from the track, I got stupid and decided to go faster than I have ever gone. At 144mph, I decided it was enough and started slowing down. Thats when I saw the red and blues behind me. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude. 144 in a 60!? I'd be lieing if I said the thought of nailing it didn't cross my mind. It quickly left though and I pulled over and waited for him to catch up. Dude threw me against the car, frisked me then interviewed me and went back to his cruiser. Another patrol car rolled up. Not good. Then a 3rd. Then one left and another showed up. Dude came back after a loooong 5 minutes or so and told me nobody was goin to jail and no car would have to be towed. He bailed and a different cop came to the passenger side and gave me a ticket for 100 in a 60. Dude told me it would be for 90 but what was I gonna do, gripe? Heck no, man. I explained I was coming from the track and was testing some tunage then gave em a Moddin' Art card.
Tonight, I am the luckiest idiot I know. I got to come home and kiss Nan and the kids. Gooood kisses.
So, 144 is the closest I'll be coming to Meister's land speed record and from now on, I'm using crusie control on the way home from da track.
be careful out there.

**MAGZERO** · 09-20-2006, 12:39 AM

you lucky SOB!

**Rev.Hammer** · 09-20-2006, 12:40 AM

Hoollleeeeee CRAP!
THAT....was too close. I am glad that you got a resonable officer. He had ya cold...Good for you, man, good for you!

**Slick Magnum** · 09-20-2006, 12:42 AM

If you made a run for it, we could have watched you on the news. You know the helicopter was on it's way.

**Slim** · 09-20-2006, 12:42 AM

Holy crizap is an understatement. Lucky for you, glad you didn't get test fitted for those new plastic bracelets!

**DragginWagon** · 09-20-2006, 12:42 AM

Did they say why exactly they only ticketed you for 100 in a 60?

**da BoMM** · 09-20-2006, 12:45 AM

Where was your RADAR DETECTOR???
You are livin' LARGE, man!

**BUTWEET** · 09-20-2006, 12:47 AM

Gee whiz, Grin! You are the wild man!!! Glad you got off. (Kind of!)
Let me be the first to ask!
Any idea how much that little achievment award is going to cost you? Or would you rather not think about it?

**grinner** · 09-20-2006, 12:48 AM

dragginwagon,
He didn't say.
I'm thinkin the dude who pulled me over was off the clock cuz he didn't write the ticket. He was a car fan and that helped. I explained that I was coming back from the track and was still in tune testing mode.
I will upload the video tomorrow. I was rollin on the whole thing.

da bomm. He did not clock me. The detector was on was green. It did go off just prior to that. I figure he clicked me doin about 10 over then trailed me.

weet, I dunno. I'll give it to my lawyer and see. Dude said I have to appear in person because of the speed. I'll set the over/under at 400. We'll see.