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    Performance increases so great, even the shipping is supercharged!

    Has anyone actually taken the time to read this? It's hilarious, if you can get past the terrible grammar and spelling.

    why oh why haven't we all gotten on board with 100+ HP and 30+mpg? I'd love to get 445 HP and 50 MPG. I predict this will sweep through the LX forums like a tornado.



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    Maybe all you get is 100hp total and if that is the case you might even get 30mpg.


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    So if I order two will I get 200+ more hp and 60 mpg?

    Hey, I read it on the internet, it's gotta be true, right?

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    i did the buy it now option with express shipping.... i better get a cage in my car before i take it to the track

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    That right there is why some computers should just self destruct when stupid crap like that is typed into them..
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeEast View Post
    So if I order two will I get 200+ more hp and 60 mpg?

    Hey, I read it on the internet, it's gotta be true, right?

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    oh my god, I never thought of that! you sir, are a marketing genius. It'll be bigger than Six Minute Abs!
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    Wow, check out the dyno report! haha
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    WOW, what a deal! Im ordering one right now! I wish I would have seen this before I spent ALL that money on mods.







    What a load of crap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narc300C View Post
    WOW, what a deal! Im ordering one right now! I wish I would have seen this before I spent ALL that money on mods.







    What a load of crap.

    yeah, forget headers and cams, all you need is this chip. I'm gonna try and arrange a group buy, who's in?
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