You can't make this stuff up....
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Reverend Puts Potato in Bottom
Posted by Ty Colfax - Friday, October 31, 2008 11:48 AM
The last time I saw a naked Vicar hanging curtains in his kitchen while standing on a table with potatoes below him, I thought to myself, "Don't fall down and penetrate yourself." Well, my worst nightmare has become a reality.
A reverend in Sheffield, England went to Northern General Hospital with this very same, very true story of how a potato became lodged in his backside. Surgeons searched for and removed the burdensome spud but were unable to find any shred of dignity inside the Vicar.
The 50+ year-old clergyman insisted to the staff that it was not the result of bottom-play gone awry, but rather the scenario described above. Psst, Vicar, the next time you decide to hang curtains naked, don't lube up first.
I DRINK ROYAL PURPLE! WHAT NOW?!
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That's about all I can say about that one.
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Is that what "Bottom Feeder" means?
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