Who WOULDN'T you throw it at?

Guest · 11-03-2010, 02:42 AM

Ok, so all the time we see threads about how hot a particular chick is, or polls about "would you hit it" and all... that's easy. We can all think of a bazillion forts to invade... but which one would you NEVER do, even if under great duress?

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General public figure:
This can include anyone popular enough to be known by name, no matter what they are known for. They don't have to be an actress, they could be a politician, swimsuit model, whatever.

Public figure generally considered by the masses to be "hot" or desirable in some fashion:

A person known to you in your personal life:

Ok, I'll begin.....

General public figure:
This can include anyone popular enough to be known by name, no matter what they are known for. They don't have to be an actress, they could be a politician, swimsuit model, whatever.

Janet Reno

Under no circumstances could I get the weasel to wiggle with this one.

Public figure generally considered by the masses to be "hot" or desirable in some fashion:

Megan Fox. How much tread is really left on that tire? One peek down there and I'm sure it's like staring down a rabid pit bull. She used to be hot, but now after the extra poofy lip job, she looks like a blowup doll.

A person known to you in your personal life:

My next door neighbor. She smells like Lysol and vinegar, and looks a little like Madge from the Palmolive commercials if you squint...

**crazyjay** · 11-03-2010, 03:57 AM

ha-ha,

ok i'll play along!
the one person that really makes me cringe is madonna. wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole!
especially with that monster rosie o'donnell as her friend.
peas from the same pod for sure!

**moparman53** · 11-03-2010, 10:57 AM

Hillary Clinton, those chunky legs throw me off.

Lady GAGA. She look like a tranny to me.

A lady I used to work with. She's a sweet lady, but she looks like a cabbage patch doll and her breath smells like a dead skunk.

**Soul Werks** · 11-03-2010, 12:11 PM

Meg Whitman (almost as bad as Janet Reno). There's just something about that enormous forehead and the grungy look she constantly has. No thank you.

I have to agree on Lady GaGa. Looks like a drag queen mixed with a poodle. Yeah she can sing but that does no good in the sack.

There's also this lady that lives in the same Apartment Complex i do. I'm sorry but she be lookin quite manly. No personality and is straight up rude, not to mention her sense of "style".

These people need love too, they just might have to pay for it!

**bambam7171** · 11-03-2010, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by Bandit

General public figure:
This can include anyone popular enough to be known by name, no matter what they are known for.

This would make you a General public figure. (You are very well known on LXF. Especially known for sending threads to the Abyss

)

I wouldn't do you Bandit.

**sound&security** · 11-03-2010, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by moparman53

Hillary Clinton, those chunky legs throw me off.

Lady GAGA. She look like a tranny to me.

A lady I used to work with. She's a sweet lady, but she looks like a cabbage patch doll and her breath smells like a dead skunk.

Celeste Clinton-if i'm left on this planet after a nuke blast with only myself and Celeste to start the human race over again-SORRY-not happening.
AMY CRACKHOUSE-NOPE.
THE RUSSIAN chick that lives next door and yells at her husband that hes stupid 24/7-nope

**keviiinn** · 11-03-2010, 01:55 PM

to me the ugliest person in the history of this world has to be Sandra Oh. she's just like a combination of all the other most ugly celebrities around like Sarah Jessica Parker and co.

I would really rather go through Chinese water torture or something than even think about her.

**Hemi31** · 11-03-2010, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by sound&security

Celeste Clinton-if i'm left on this planet after a nuke blast with only myself and Celeste to start the human race over again-SORRY-not happening.

Who the hell is Celeste Clinton?

**bklynmag** · 11-03-2010, 02:25 PM

General Public Figure - I can't stand that high profile lawyer Gloria Allred.

Public Figure considered by masses to be hot - Lindsay Lohan - Used to be cute. . . now . . . .f'n mess.

Personal Life - I could be here all day on this one.

**mjr5150** · 11-03-2010, 02:32 PM

General Public Figure - Nancy Pelosi ( even before she was what must be 100 that bitch is straight pit bull * No offense to pit bulls *)

Public Figure - Britney Spears . It must look like chewed up and spit out bubble yum down there .

Personal Life - Any one of the tellers at my local Chase bank i do business at a few times a week . It's like a showroom of ugly .

**sound&security** · 11-03-2010, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Hemi31

Who the hell is Celeste Clinton?

I'm too scare to even say her name> celsea

**mjr5150** · 11-03-2010, 02:53 PM

I think Erik wants to see Chelsea . And she's living proof that an ugly child will grow into an ugly adult . Maybe it's that horsemouth but dayum . Guess the apple did fall from the tree after all . At least Hillary knows this one's hers .

Originally Posted by sound&security

I'm too scare to even say her name> celsea

**RoadRashedRT** · 11-03-2010, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by mjr5150

General Public Figure - Nancy Pelosi ( even before she was what must be 100 that bitch is straight pit bull * No offense to pit bulls *)

Public Figure - Britney Spears . It must look like chewed up and spit out bubble yum down there .

Personal Life - Any one of the tellers at my local Chase bank i do business at a few times a week . It's like a showroom of ugly .

[QUOTE=mjr5150;3243829]I think Erik wants to see Chelsea . And she's living proof that an ugly child will grow into an ugly adult . Maybe it's that horsemouth but dayum . Guess the apple did fall from the tree after all . At least Hillary knows this one's hers .[/QUOTE]

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