So I am making dinner last night and...

**Electrofied** · 10-04-2006, 02:11 PM

...and my Fiance's 11 year old son came up to me and asked if I played with myself. I darn near sliced through my thumb as I was making the dinner salad.

So, I repeated the question slowly to him to verify I had heard him correctly.

He said, yeah, do you or don't you?

I am thinking WTF???? So I simply said only after I buy myself a drink. I know, inapproriate to the max.

Then he asks, "Well, how do you keep your car on the track when you are playing Xbox if you are drinking?"

Needless to say I was very relieved.

Freekin' kids, ain't they cute?

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**FOHN_JARGO** · 10-04-2006, 02:18 PM

I bet you were set up on that. Very funny though.

At least you didn't say "No, that is what your mother is for."

**Electrofied** · 10-04-2006, 02:21 PM

Yeah, I do not mind talking to them about sex... But that kind of took me by surprise.

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**IDD** · 10-04-2006, 02:41 PM

He played you like a Steinway. lol

**BobCav** · 10-04-2006, 02:45 PM

Bwaaaahahahahahahaha!!! That's too freaking funny!!!

**Duke** · 10-04-2006, 02:52 PM

Lol! I love babies

**MagnumMama** · 10-04-2006, 02:53 PM

OH, I dread those kind of questions, yikes.

My son was curious about boobs there for awhile, pointing at even his dad's "boobs", etc. He was pokin' at them, trying to squish, guess he is startin' early, huh? LOL LOL

I must edit, as to say, my husband doesn't have boobs, he is VERY paranoid about having "man boobs", my son was mainly trying to poke, squish mine, LOL, wondering what they were, LOL

**Ponch** · 10-04-2006, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by MagnumMama

my son was mainly trying to poke, squish mine, LOL, wondering what they were, LOL

ehh...its all good. I'm 26 and I still try to poke and squish as many boobs as I can.

**ratman1648** · 10-04-2006, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by Electrofied

...and my Fiance's 11 year old son came up to me and asked if I played with myself. I darn near sliced through my thumb as I was making the dinner salad.

So, I repeated the question slowly to him to verify I had heard him correctly.

He said, yeah, do you or don't you?

I am thinking WTF???? So I simply said only after I buy myself a drink. I know, inapproriate to the max.

Then he asks, "Well, how do you keep your car on the track when you are playing Xbox if you are drinking?"

Needless to say I was very relieved.

Freekin' kids, ain't they cute?

E

excuse me while I clean the iced tea off my 42" plasma....

**Duke** · 10-04-2006, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by ratman1648

excuse me while I clean the iced tea off my 42" plasma....

You really shouldn't sit that close to your TV, even if it is made out of cardboard

**FOHN_JARGO** · 10-04-2006, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by MagnumMama

OH, I dread those kind of questions, yikes.

My son was curious about boobs there for awhile, pointing at even his dad's "boobs", etc. He was pokin' at them, trying to squish, guess he is startin' early, huh? LOL LOL

I must edit, as to say, my husband doesn't have boobs, he is VERY paranoid about having "man boobs", my son was mainly trying to poke, squish mine, LOL, wondering what they were, LOL

That's funny! The medical term for that is Gynoplastia.

**IDD** · 10-04-2006, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by FOHN_JARGO

That's funny! The medical term for that is Gynoplastia.

Not moobs??

Oh nurse?!.........

**ratman1648** · 10-04-2006, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by Duke_132

You really shouldn't sit that close to your TV, even if it is made out of cardboard

you asked for it....

It is real....my TV is my computer monitor....al 42 inches of greatness
Notice the keyboard at the bottom and the 3 ft blacklight sitting on top

That is my mouse sitting flat on the screen

And for your info I sit about 6-8 ft away!