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10-13-2009, 02:11 PM #1
I like bacon
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Screw alcantara, leather, or vinyl interiors...mine has whale penis!
LOL Are we that bored in the world we have to make crap like this? No wonder why the world wants to end in 2012, it's pissed off about the stupid things we make!
http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russ...-penis-leather
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10-13-2009, 02:17 PM #2
It's been the Worst Day Since Yesterday
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no words..................
"Scars heal... glory fades, and all we're left with are the memories made, Pain hurts, but only for a minute, Yeah life is short so go on and live it; Cause the chicks dig it" - Chris Cagle
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10-13-2009, 02:29 PM #3
The other white meat.
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Oh hell, I'll go first.
If you rub the seats, do they get bigger?TNCHARGER likes this.
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Hemituner, Arrington, GTP, FTI, Paramount, Driveshaft Shop, LMI, and a few other goodies.
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10-13-2009, 02:29 PM #4
Tipmaster G
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So what happens when you turn on the seat heaters?
Would that be self adjusting seats?
Make sure you have the tires balanced!
At least no dolfins were hurt in the process.Last edited by gn300; 10-13-2009 at 02:36 PM.
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10-13-2009, 02:38 PM #5
As featured in Modern Mopar Magazine
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well at least you wouldn't run out of leather conditioning cream.
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10-13-2009, 02:39 PM #6
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gota love the whale penis leather....so soft....so supple....and yet so refined....
if i was a czar...id rock this bitch out....
07 Steel Blue...faster than you!...shooting for a 10.0 next time out to the track...
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10-13-2009, 02:46 PM #7
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part of the air bag system, but they call it the bean bag system, have to be alert to impending crash and rub the seat and steering wheel if you want to live through the impact....but then you have to worry about drowning
Originally Posted by novawagonmaster
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10-13-2009, 03:23 PM #8
If you gotta go.....go with a SMILE
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You think this is considered a form of beastiality??
Originally Posted by MattRMagnum
170degree thermostat
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10-13-2009, 05:18 PM #9
If you gotta go.....go with a SMILE
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mine are'nt as good as jons but some others might be: do you pay extra with the ones with multiple stains?? When they wanted to free willy I dont think this is what willy had in mind........If you put your ear up to the seat you can actually hear the whale coming, (i know bad).......gotta love that new "penis" smell.
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10-13-2009, 05:26 PM #10
Putting on the Foil
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2 added features>>>>if you rub them, the buckets seats turn into a full bench seat.
and, if the suspension is a little too soft for you, simply use the supplied liquid viagra on the seats and the ride will stiffen up
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10-13-2009, 07:52 PM #11
If you gotta go.....go with a SMILE
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Jons already got these in his chally........Ill bet $100 bucks.. lol
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10-13-2009, 10:38 PM #12
UR right Mom, I will never grow up!
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Originally Posted by mr. Incredible
x212 300 SRT (Bright silver) Registry 1176
Gone but not forgotten
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12 300 SRT (black)
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10-13-2009, 10:50 PM #13
The other white meat.
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No way on the seats bro...just the shifter...one big honkin whale unit. Rat Fink's got nuthin on this b!tch Originally Posted by BADTRIPP
Last edited by novawagonmaster; 10-13-2009 at 10:52 PM.
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10-13-2009, 11:34 PM #14
Speed on... Hell ain't half full
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!
Q. "How do you circumcise a whale?"
A. "Send down four skin-divers"
I DRINK ROYAL PURPLE! WHAT NOW?!
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10-13-2009, 11:43 PM #15
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Soo... Dork Skin Seats huh? lol
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