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  1. 03-12-2009, 06:49 PM #1
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    Scottish short joke.

    Firstly, I have cleaned/translated it up a wee bit:

    A man walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian 'Excuse me Miss, do you have any books on suicide?'
    To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, '**** off, ye'll no bring it back!'
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  2. 03-12-2009, 07:05 PM #2
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D cuz im half scottish, i heard that accent in my head when i read that :D

    i got one....

    a little boy examines his testicles while taking a bath and asks "mom, are these my brains?"

    "not yet" she replies
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    I admit it, sadly, that's so true

    Quote Originally Posted by wolfmann21 View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D cuz im half scottish, i heard that accent in my head when i read that :D

    i got one....

    a little boy examines his testicles while taking a bath and asks "mom, are these my brains?"

    "not yet" she replies
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