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03-05-2006, 06:34 PM #1
I love my magnum!!!!!!
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priceless....
I thought this was pretty good...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function.
He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
"Son...what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind.
You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, b*tch, I'm married!!!".
Broken table - $200
Hot breakfast - $5
Red Rose bud - $3
Two aspirins - $0.25
Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless2005 Inferno Red Magnum R/T & 2010 RAM 1500 4x4 Hemi
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03-05-2006, 06:44 PM #2
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Thats cool but I think my wife liked it more than I did haha
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03-05-2006, 06:59 PM #3
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Yeah, right. Like any guy would ever say that.... LOL.
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03-05-2006, 06:59 PM #4
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03-05-2006, 09:57 PM #5
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Thats funny.
and...um...is it just me or is there no photo gallery of the 'cars'?
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03-05-2006, 10:01 PM #6
Conspicuous Combustion . . .
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Damn funny -- very good!
(And I can relate to everything, except saying the right thing . . .)Last edited by da BoMM; 03-05-2006 at 10:05 PM.
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03-05-2006, 10:02 PM #7
GOOD MEAT TAKES A LONG TIME!
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His wife tried to take his pants off?...........Lucky bastard!
MY MEAT WILL MELT IN YOUR MOUTH....NOT IN YOUR HANDS! ENJOY THE Q.
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03-05-2006, 10:05 PM #8
Hold my brain and watch this!
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Oh sure, NOW you give me the right answer!
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03-05-2006, 10:55 PM #9
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wow, definitely one of the better jokes ive read on the internet
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