officially old

**grinner** · 10-15-2007, 12:39 AM

dude
so I just got back from a weekend shoot in sarasota. Was covering the West Coast Bike Rally for Budweiser and I turned it into a Moddin' Art shoot as well. 3 daze of hand-held, walkin', sunnin, sweatin' and shootin'. Saw some great bikes and lotsa saggy bewbies and once again, I dinged my camera. Well, actually, I was shootin' a concert and some dancin bizzo on stage moshed it. Nothing a little epoxy can't fix. My arm? well, it's a sore noodle but it'll be ok for the next shoot. My knee, on the other hand...
dangit. I was feelin' all wobbly-legged from 3 days on my feet but when I got home the kiddes wanted to bounce on the trampoline. I have what I call a bad knee and maybe thats why my good one gave... puttin too much weight on it? anyway, I was jumpng as high as I could (we call it the leapin leemer) and when I came down, it folded backwards on me and I dropped like a smack talker in a redneck bar. Had to laugh out loud to keep the kids laughin but dude it kinda smarted. I can walk now but can feel if I straighten it out with weight on it again, it'll go again. ..or maybe I'm just scared it will.
so what say ye, old wise dudes? Hows a brother will his freakin knee to stop actin' stupid on him?
man, it's good to be home.

**BigHemi06** · 10-15-2007, 12:49 AM

Elevated it and throw some ice on it, it will help.

**Monster** · 10-15-2007, 01:15 AM

Buy a knee brace from a pharmacy. Really helps a lot with your daily activities.

**FactoryD** · 10-15-2007, 01:42 AM

Buy a wheelchair! LOL

**Rev.Hammer** · 10-15-2007, 03:02 AM

Ice it, rub it, stretch it, repeat!

**SilverMaggie** · 10-15-2007, 03:08 AM

Invest in a Life Alert...What? I'm just kiddin'!

**Super T** · 10-15-2007, 08:44 AM

You're only as old as you act, Grinner. Which makes you what, 12 this year??? ;-)

**feros** · 10-15-2007, 08:57 AM

I mize as well be like everyone else and give my 2 cents...
...cut it off and replace with a wooden peg leg. Than you can say you always have a woody.

So when is the first addition of "Moddin' Art XX" comin' out? Nothing better than bikes and boobs.

**rander** · 10-15-2007, 09:15 AM

Gets some hydrocodone from your doctor. It's a 2 for 1 deal. Get a buzz while the pain subsides. J/K. Some old fashion bendgay will do ya! I totally don't look foward getting old.

**rander** · 10-15-2007, 09:15 AM

too funny! LOL!

Originally Posted by feros

I mize as well be like everyone else and give my 2 cents...
...cut it off and replace with a wooden peg leg. Than you can say you always have a woody.

So when is the first addition of "Moddin' Art XX" comin' out? Nothing better than bikes and boobs.

**grinner** · 10-15-2007, 11:08 AM

I'm learnin alot about supply and demand. The cleaner I keep Moddin' Art, the more often people ask for the R rated stuff.
I'll have to just dangle that carrot.
I miked the body soreness last night. Nans into herbal organics but having no name brand bengays or icyhots in the house jut means longer rubbins.
sweet.

**36 chambers** · 10-15-2007, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by SilverMaggie

Invest in a Life Alert...What? I'm just kiddin'!

ive fallen and i cant get up!!!!

**FleshWound** · 10-15-2007, 11:19 AM

buy more insurance, and start telling "when I was young" stories.

get well Grin

**Super T** · 10-15-2007, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by grinner

I'm learnin alot about supply and demand. The cleaner I keep Moddin' Art, the more often people ask for the R rated stuff.
I'll have to just dangle that carrot.
I miked the body soreness last night. Nans into herbal organics but having no name brand bengays or icyhots in the house jut means longer rubbins.
sweet.

1) Please do not dangle your carrot anywhere near me. That is not the type of XXX we are asking for.

2) Your rubbins are none of our bizzzz-nasss. You keep your sore body milkin to yourself now, y'hear?