Monday funny

[moparknighthawk]

Subject: How to properly place new employees



1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.

3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

4. Then analyze the situation:

a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting
Department.

b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put
them in Engineering.

d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put
them in Planning.

e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in
Operations.

f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in
Information Technology.

h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are
looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.

k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic
Planning.

l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has
been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.

m. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in
such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, make them
Members of Parliament and/or Senators.

[XKWIZIT]

roflmao.....

[Super T]

that hits way too close to home :-)

[rrod436]

Nice..............

[Monster]

This is known as the Lego Theory of Human Devolopment.

[STAGE 3 R/T]

hahahahah

[XKWIZIT]

LOL... I think hawaiiHEMI fits this one to a T:
"If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic
Planning".



sorry Kev.... had to prove my point!!!!

[Matrix]

This is way too accurate to be even funny! But funny it is!