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  1. 06-25-2009, 06:44 PM #1
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    Michael Jackon Joke Thread

    Too Soon? I think not.



    What did michael Jackson like about 27 year olds?


    There were twenty of them!
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  2. 06-25-2009, 06:46 PM #2
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    let me guess... NOTHING! they were too old... haha not that funny (yet)
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    How do you spell Jackon?

    Jackson
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    Quote Originally Posted by MagikDammit View Post
    let me guess... NOTHING! they were too old... haha not that funny (yet)
    No, there were twenty of them, 7 year olds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by krusty View Post
    No, there were twenty of them, 7 year olds.
    ok ill give it to ya... that was FUNNY!!
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    How are MJ and WalMart alike?





    They both have little boys pants half off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hemi31 View Post
    how are mj and walmart alike?





    They both have little boys pants half off.
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    What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

    They both get turned on by little kids!

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    Plenty of material here....

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    LOL....

    Where's Michael going for the holidays?

    He's off to Tampa with the kids.


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    Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?




    One is plastic and harmful for small children, and the other you put groceries in.
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    For Erik....How many threads does it take to announce the death of Micheal Jackson?

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    How do you know it's bed time at Michael Jacksons house???



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    The only MJ joke I actually remember besides the "pants half off" one.

    Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
    He thought it was a delivery service.

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    This one was around in the 80s:

    What did MJ and the SF Giants have in common? They both wear one glove, but won't tell you what for.
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