Too Soon? I think not.
What did michael Jackson like about 27 year olds?
There were twenty of them!
let me guess... NOTHING! they were too old... haha not that funny (yet)
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How are MJ and WalMart alike?
They both have little boys pants half off.
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What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by little kids!
Where's Michael going for the holidays?
He's off to Tampa with the kids.
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
One is plastic and harmful for small children, and the other you put groceries in.
For Erik....How many threads does it take to announce the death of Micheal Jackson?
Not enough. They keep being created.
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How do you know it's bed time at Michael Jacksons house???
When the big hand touches the little hand
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The only MJ joke I actually remember besides the "pants half off" one.
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.
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This one was around in the 80s:
What did MJ and the SF Giants have in common? They both wear one glove, but won't tell you what for.