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  1. 07-16-2007, 09:34 AM #1
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    Jessica Simpson is for real.

    "Maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted, but you know, my boobs are real."~Jessica Simpson


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  2. 07-16-2007, 09:48 AM #2
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    Real . Real nice !!! But then she speaks and ruins it !!!
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  3. 07-16-2007, 09:50 AM #3
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    Duct tape! It work for both. LOL
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    she needs a good old fashion.... well nevermind...
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  5. 07-16-2007, 12:22 PM #5
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  6. 07-16-2007, 12:52 PM #6
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    I think she is the ultimate hollywood sleeper... no one could be that dumb... I think its another suzanne summers..

    Characters are dumb.. people expect you to be dumb... so you play to that expectation...

    I mean.. no one could be taht dumb... could they?
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  8. 07-16-2007, 02:00 PM #8
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    Dumb or not, I would perform unspeakable acts upon her.

    Repeatedely.
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  9. 07-16-2007, 02:05 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bandit View Post
    Dumb or not, I would perform unspeakable acts upon her.

    Repeatedely.
    That's where you and I differ Bandit. I too would perform those acts, but unspeakable.... Hell I'll be telling EVERYONE. Dammit, I'd get a sign made!!!!
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  10. 07-16-2007, 03:34 PM #10
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    Nunb as a fencepost, nice hootage, and she don't flash her naughty parts like Paris and Brittany, er ok a 9.5 then.
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  11. 07-16-2007, 03:45 PM #11
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    The old ticker would be pounding like drop forge if she were to stand before me in real life.

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  12. 07-16-2007, 03:55 PM #12
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    Real or not... I'd party with her 'friends'.

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