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  1. 03-07-2006, 12:49 PM #1
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    Talking An Irish daughter

    Before anyone yells, I'm Irish and think it's funny. Enjoy

    An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
    Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this
    time?
    Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can
    ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

    The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a
    prostitute...."

    "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
    disgrace to this family."


    "OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious
    fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a
    $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold
    Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition
    convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on
    board my new yacht in the Riviera and...."

    "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.


    Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."


    "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
    Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
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  2. 03-07-2006, 01:58 PM #2
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    nice

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  3. 03-07-2006, 02:00 PM #3
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    nice. I am moving this to the gas tank since it doesn't deal with LX's.
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  4. 03-07-2006, 02:29 PM #4
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    WOW... she was REALLY good!
    All that is 5 years?

    And the dead shall walk
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  5. 03-07-2006, 08:56 PM #5
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    Lol.....

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  6. 03-07-2006, 09:02 PM #6
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    Thats good!.
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