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    I hope some of you might find this as funny as I do....

    Greta is returning home from cremating her late, beloved husband Jim. Lovingly she spreads the ashes on the patio table in the backyard, where they spent so many wonderful, romantic moments together. While letting some the ashes rinse through her fingers, Greta whispers:

    "Oh Jim, please don't mind that new diamond ring on my finger, I got it from money in your secret bank account. And that beautiful blue SuperBee outside was paid by your life insurance, but I am going to make it all up to you."

    Looking at the ashes in front of her she continues: "Remember that blowjob I always promised you......well here it comes!!"
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    I blew that Camaro of my back, and drove my little girl away.......



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    jmckenzie is online now LX Guru
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    lmao, good 1

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    FactoryD is offline Motherf**kers Be Trippin'
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    lol. I got a chuckle out of it.



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    cm2005300 is offline The New "Milli Vanilli"
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    thats what i call a dirty mouth clean it up with orbitz hahaha
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