Hammer Speak......A compilation

**Cucamonga Red RT** · 11-21-2005, 10:47 PM

Actualing seeing the Right Reverend Hammer speak on that burn out video, kind of reminded me of some of his southern sayings:

So...can the flock join me in compiling a list of the righteous reverends words? Here is my installment:
- I am having more fun than a liquor store full of winos

**Jaak** · 11-22-2005, 12:43 AM

"HAHAHAHHAAA she was not used to the mojo of the GO-GO yet!! now she craves it!"

**Cucamonga Red RT** · 11-22-2005, 12:54 AM

Actualing seeing the Right Reverend Hammer speak on that burn out video, kind of reminded me of some of his southern sayings:

So...can the flock join me in compiling a list of the righteous reverends words? Here is my installment:
- I am having more fun than a liquor store full of winos

- "HAHAHAHHAAA she was not used to the mojo of the GO-GO yet!! now she craves it!"

**SpeedQueen** · 11-22-2005, 01:03 AM

This famous quote was said when Bipto and faimly arrived.

"More excited than a dog trapped in a Fire Hydrant factory."

I have millions (well almost) of them.......

**iRock** · 11-22-2005, 02:03 AM

A few of my favorites...

It as like Christams, birthday, anniversary, Powerball day and losing my virginity all slammed into one 12hour moment!!

Just remember my seminary school had its accreditation revoked when the cops came and broke up the bookie operation that was taking place in the Narthex so I aint 'official' in any sense!

Butterflies NOTHIN'!
I have have rabid coons fighting each other in MY gullet!

a lobotomized crack chimp can do it with their eyes close

**grinner** · 11-22-2005, 02:45 AM

an old man in nashville once walked up to me as I was holding hands with Nancy and Tera Star while carrying baby Tanner Moon and said
"son, you must be happier than a dog with two peeders."

I was and am.

**Cucamonga Red RT** · 11-22-2005, 02:47 AM

So...can the flock join me in compiling a list of the righteous reverends words? Here is my installment:

- I am having more fun than a liquor store full of winos

- HAHAHAHHAAA she was not used to the mojo of the GO-GO yet!! now she craves it!

- More excited than a dog trapped in a Fire Hydrant factory."

- It as like Christmas, birthday, anniversary, Powerball day and losing my virginity all slammed into one 12 hour moment!!

- Just remember my seminary school had its accreditation revoked when the cops came and broke up the bookie operation that was taking place in the Narthex so I aint 'official' in any sense!

- Butterflies NOTHIN'!

I have rabid coons fighting each other in MY gullet!

- a lobotomized crack chimp can do it with their eyes close

- son, you must be happier than a dog with two peeders."

**Jaak** · 11-22-2005, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by SpeedQueen

This famous quote was said when Bipto and faimly arrived.

"More excited than a dog trapped in a Fire Hydrant factory."

I have millions (well almost) of them.......

LMFAO!

SpeedQueen, you're the inside track on this, let'em spill!

**1sckmgnm** · 11-22-2005, 09:23 AM

Too funny haha

**FOHN_JARGO** · 11-22-2005, 10:19 AM

Oh man... I just just had a CARGASM! After seeing the 07/08 Challenger.

Oh Robert... are we just power sluts are what? I know I am!! Same thread.

**Cucamonga Red RT** · 11-22-2005, 07:13 PM

So...can the flock join me in compiling a list of the righteous reverends words? Here is my installment:

- I am having more fun than a liquor store full of winos

- HAHAHAHHAAA she was not used to the mojo of the GO-GO yet!! now she craves it!

- More excited than a dog trapped in a Fire Hydrant factory."

- It as like Christmas, birthday, anniversary, Powerball day and losing my virginity all slammed into one 12 hour moment!!

- Just remember my seminary school had its accreditation revoked when the cops came and broke up the bookie operation that was taking place in the Narthex so I aint 'official' in any sense!

- Butterflies NOTHIN'!

I have rabid coons fighting each other in MY gullet!

- a lobotomized crack chimp can do it with their eyes close

- son, you must be happier than a dog with two peeders."

- I am just clam diggin happy to be here!

- Oh man... I just just had a CARGASM! After seeing the 07/08 Challenger.

- Oh Robert... are we just power sluts or what? I know I am!!

**quaker** · 11-22-2005, 08:30 PM

The Hammer once ask me how I came by the name of Quaker. I told him that the local high school football team is the Fighting Quakers. So that made me a Quaker

His come back was--- Fighting Quakers... now that's funny,. that is like a team being called the Marauding Krishna's