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    Got my GF to pose on my car....

    FIRST OF ALL, You Guys better not be some Old Dudes with NO SENSE OF HUMOUR..... Otherwise, do NOT PROCEED (just a fair warning, relax).

    Second of all, It is a cruel Thread that will be Linked in the following, But DO NOT reply Here until You have read at LEAST to Page three of said thread. Otherwise you will NOT understand.....


    now..... with that said....... Please..... Enjoy.... LuLz


    Link to Said Thread, Fair Warnings



    lol I'll Wait to see the Laughter......... or the tears.......



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    lol


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    only halfway thru page 1 ad i'm laughing louder tyhan i ever have and crying.

    "you know your girlfrind is ugly, righ?"

    thats priceless
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    Its like paying $6K for your girlfriend to get a great boob job, then meeting a girl that has better boobs that are natural, are you gonna complain cuz you paid $6k for boobs for an Ex that aren't as good as the one in your hand? I think not.

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    That's the kid from "The Grudge" with a wig on, right?
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    all these from page 2 and we talking 25 pages

    "Goddamn, your girlfriend is ugly as ****, and I mean that in the nicest possible way."

    "does she come with a free bag of prawn crackers?


    that would sweeten the deal"

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    Looks like she was sodomized by the ugly stick.


    And after the stick was done, he smoked a cigarette while he called over his friends, borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick. Then borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick double penetrated her anally while ugly stick throat fcked her."

    "Is her name GAWD DAMNNNNNN?!?

    By the way, it's obvious that the OP is trollin'."

    "i hope she makes a lot of money and cooks and cleans because i would never have sex with that thing"

    "Let me guess, she is going through Heroin/PCP withdrawal and has a nasty habit of chewing on bricks??"

    "i would rather see the dog modeling."

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    got a head on her like a bastard rat!
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    :rofl: EPIC!!!!!


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    Read to page 2 and had to stop.....I was laughing so f**king hard, my ribs hurt!

    Beans to you, man!
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    Love this post on page 3
    "more like got your car to model for your girlfriend."

    HA HA HA !

    FAIL!

    Nice find !

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    my god. i was waiting on the im just kidding but it never came...lol

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    Goliath, guessing that you are a young guy with good eyesight and perhaps a non drinker. Speaking as an older guy that likes single malt scotch and wears glasses, I can honestly say, if I had a snootfull and lost my glasses, well, I'd hit it! He he, with your dickie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by formerice View Post
    Goliath, guessing that you are a young guy with good eyesight and perhaps a non drinker. Speaking as an older guy that likes single malt scotch and wears glasses, I can honestly say, if I had a snootfull and lost my glasses, well, I'd hit it! He he, with your dickie.

    ugh, lol eww. hahahahhaha


    Bro, I'll post my chicks and we can share a bottle of Walker over it


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    "your guys are clueless and aren't up on the import scene.

    see her grill, thats jdm!!:"

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