There goes a viper............

**tonyt** · 06-05-2005, 08:54 PM

Stopped at a light and looked in my review to see a car making some bold moves to get along side me. Look over and it's VIPER! He was revving his engine and all that. So I'm thinking yeah right, this guy will blow my doors off. Well he rolls his window down and yells "lets go!" I shook my head no, and persisted by saying, "Lets see what that POS wagon can do!" Well being a man I said, OK! We launched and for about 20' I was nose to nose with him. He shifted gears and was instantly 20 car lengths ahead of me. God it was awesome and I loved every minute of it! Never saw one in person going that fast...WHEW!

**MCaesar** · 06-05-2005, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by tonyt

Stopped at a light and looked in my review to see a car making some bold moves to get along side me. Look over and it's VIPER! He was revving his engine and all that. So I'm thinking yeah right, this guy will blow my doors off. Well he rolls his window down and yells "lets go!" I shook my head no, and persisted by saying, "Lets see what that POS wagon can do!" Well being a man I said, OK! We launched and for about 20' I was nose to nose with him. He shifted gears and was instantly 20 car lengths ahead of me. God it was awesome and I loved every minute of it! Never saw one in person going that fast...WHEW!

Tell that Viper to go looking for a 2006 Z06!

Whats next, tackle football versus the Little Sisters of the Poor?

Maybe you can go hunt up a Ford 500 to race?

**tonyt** · 06-05-2005, 09:21 PM

I wasn't lookin for that one!!!!

**Cucamonga Red RT** · 06-05-2005, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by tonyt

Stopped at a light and looked in my review to see a car making some bold moves to get along side me. Look over and it's VIPER! He was revving his engine and all that. So I'm thinking yeah right, this guy will blow my doors off. Well he rolls his window down and yells "lets go!" I shook my head no, and persisted by saying, "Lets see what that POS wagon can do!" Well being a man I said, OK! We launched and for about 20' I was nose to nose with him. He shifted gears and was instantly 20 car lengths ahead of me. God it was awesome and I loved every minute of it! Never saw one in person going that fast...WHEW!

You racing that viper reminds me of a racing kill I made today.

My 2 year old daughter just started riding her tricycle. I staged against her on our street, we started even, but then within a few feet I had her and left her and her tricycle in my hemi dust!

**tonyt** · 06-05-2005, 09:29 PM

Let me clear something up. I in no way stood a chance against him and never claimed to have hung with him or anything...

**Cucamonga Red RT** · 06-05-2005, 09:33 PM

I was being sarcastic about the viper owner if he thinks he spanked a magnum. He is playing with ten against your 8, plus you are lugging 2 tons.

**tonyt** · 06-05-2005, 09:39 PM

yup that is correct...man that thing is a beast!

**LowGo** · 06-05-2005, 10:11 PM

Well, if you see him again, challenge him to a trip to Home Depot to pick up supplies (with the wife and kids)!

**Diesel** · 06-05-2005, 10:43 PM

guy in the Viper sounds like a toolbox...

like he had to call your Mag a "POS" wagon...?

i woulda tried to nudge him, and then see what tune he sang... what a jerkoff...

**tlaselva** · 06-05-2005, 11:08 PM

Vipers sing a different tune when they come up beside and hear my 447ci Z06 at idle......

**bmar** · 06-05-2005, 11:08 PM

That’s a funny story despite the mental anguish the viper owner suffers.

**diamondrmp** · 06-05-2005, 11:28 PM

That guy in nthe Viper seemed like a true jerk. Its one thing to say let me see what your car will do but to call it a POS?! I would have said how about I show your woman what I can do while I have you on a leash BIOTCH?

Oops sorry that wasn't right was it? LMAO!!

It was probably his Mom's Viper and he is probably a Mommas boy.

WHO SAID THAT? I need to stop with the hostility!!:twisted:

**Black on Black** · 06-05-2005, 11:33 PM

Guys, the Viper dude probably called it a "POS wagon" in jest, just to get him to race. Its not like a guy in a Ferrari said that, it was a fellow Dodger. Maybe I'm wrong, but it sounds like there was some comradery there. Maybe the guy in the Viper really wanted to see what the Magnum could do, obviously knowing that the Viper is faster. He could win and still think to himself, "Wow, that thing's fast for a POS wagon!!!"

**diamondrmp** · 06-05-2005, 11:39 PM

Damn Black on Black I'm a pretty optomistic, positive person but DAYUM!! LMAO!!

**Diesel** · 06-06-2005, 12:46 AM

Originally Posted by diamondrmp

That guy in nthe Viper seemed like a true jerk. Its one thing to say let me see what your car will do but to call it a POS?! I would have said how about I show your woman what I can do while I have you on a leash BIOTCH?

Oops sorry that wasn't right was it? LMAO!!

It was probably his Mom's Viper and he is probably a Mommas boy.

WHO SAID THAT? I need to stop with the hostility!!:twisted:

OMG, you're a horrible person, you called someone a bitch... Buttwheat's wife is gonna give you a tounge lashing now... :rolleyes: