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  1. 08-26-2011, 10:05 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pushbutton View Post
    The real test is...

    Lock both your wife and your dog in seperate closets and see who is happy to see you when you let them out.
    I did this three years ago. How long are you supposed to wait?
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  2. 08-26-2011, 11:24 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaak View Post
    I did this three years ago. How long are you supposed to wait?

    I dunno. I guess until you miss your dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleMan305 View Post
    dogs are like the sluts of the petworld, too easy. Thats why I prefer cats, they play hard to get and are more of a challenge to get them to love you. Plus who doesn't like a fluffy pussy?
    Me, i'm more a fan of the Brazilian or just clean shaved...
    And as far as cats go, I have no use...to feminine and dainty for me. Plus they walk on cars and scratch paint.
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    The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst - So I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
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    After reading about how a cat will eat you if you kick the bucket sometimes within hours of your passing, where a dog will wait for weeks, makes me think when the cat is licking you, this is not affection, but rather just tasting...
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