My Private Part died....

[Wellsy]

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he
> appeared to be very sad and depressed.
>
> Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong. 'Yes, Nurse Tracy
> ,' said Mr. Wallace.
>
> 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
>
> Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
> she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my
> condolences.'
>
> The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private
> Part hanging out of his pajamas.
>
> He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking
> down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your
> pajamas.'
>
> 'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday
> that my Private Part died.'
>
> 'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy , 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out
> of your pajamas?'
>
> (
>
>
> 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

[bandaid]

You are a sick man, Cindy will have you in a home soon! lmao, thanks bud

[JbHemi]

Roflllll

[Jaak]

Great, another joke about a stiff.

[Hemi31]

Hahahaha

[Ron380]

Great, another joke about a stiff.

I don't know... I kind of thought that one fell flat.

[Skullgirl]

Great, another joke about a stiff.

You said 'stiff'....LOLOLOL..heh heh heh