The "Funny-stuff" thread...

[Thunder]

Ok, this married couple were very sexually active. There is nothing they wouldn't try, no place they wouldn't do it in. One day during one of their "sessions" the man felt a sharp pain in his chest. They went to the doctor and the doctor said the man had a weak heart and any streneous activities could kill him. Yes that includes sex. They were devistated to say the least. They go home and set down to talk. The man says "I look at you and all I want to do is make love to you all night." The woman says the same thing. They decide it is beter for the man to live downstairs in the spare room. He moves down there and even though he's not sleeping well, things go well for awhile. One night he is laying there and he can here his wife running bath water. He remembers how she would take a bubble bath, light candles and just lay in the tub. Afterwards they would make mad love together. He tried to put it out of his mind, but couldn't. After awhile he can't take it and runs up the stairs where he meets his wife coming down. The man asked, "What are you doing?" The wife replys, "I'm coming down to kill you." The mans says,"Thats funny I was going up to commit suicide."

[Kansas City_Charge]

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, and
Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir.., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA that made me laugh out loud at work lol...people are looking at me like I got a problem.

[Kansas City_Charge]

Ok, this married couple were very sexually active. There is nothing they wouldn't try, no place they wouldn't do it in. One day during one of their "sessions" the man felt a sharp pain in his chest. They went to the doctor and the doctor said the man had a weak heart and any streneous activities could kill him. Yes that includes sex. They were devistated to say the least. They go home and set down to talk. The man says "I look at you and all I want to do is make love to you all night." The woman says the same thing. They decide it is beter for the man to live downstairs in the spare room. He moves down there and even though he's not sleeping well, things go well for awhile. One night he is laying there and he can here his wife running bath water. He remembers how she would take a bubble bath, light candles and just lay in the tub. Afterwards they would make mad love together. He tried to put it out of his mind, but couldn't. After awhile he can't take it and runs up the stairs where he meets his wife coming down. The man asked, "What are you doing?" The wife replys, "I'm coming down to kill you." The mans says,"Thats funny I was going up to commit suicide."

Ok Yall need to stop im going to get in trouble at work lol

[Plum Krazy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA that made me laugh out loud at work lol...people are looking at me like I got a problem.

Ok Yall need to stop im going to get in trouble at work lol

But it makes your work day go so much better...don't ya think?

[Thunder]

Now thats an avatar Ryan!

Anyway, back to funny.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asked,"Why the long face?"... think about it

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says,"Hey we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies,"Really?You have drink named Bob?"

[Thunder]

One more. Its my favorite knock knock joke, you should try it.
Ok, go up to someone and ask them if they want to hear a great knock knock joke.
If and when you get someone, say "Ok, you start it." They say knock knock, you say "Who's there?"
The look on their face when they don't know what to say next just kills me, laugh everytime.

[HerDaytona]

Ryan did someone buy that ^ for you? Just for one night right?

[Plum Krazy]

Anyway, back to funny.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asked,"Why the long face?"... think about it

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says,"Hey we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies,"Really?You have drink named Bob?"

One more. Its my favorite knock knock joke, you should try it.
Ok, go up to someone and ask them if they want to hear a great knock knock joke.
If and when you get someone, say "Ok, you start it." They say knock knock, you say "Who's there?"
The look on their face when they don't know what to say next just kills me, laugh everytime.

Hey, Thunder, don't quit your day job...LOL

[Thunder]

Ok, I won't. That is funny though......right? Ricci tried that knock knock joke at work once and she hates to admit it but she said it was funny. So there.....back at ya

[Plum Krazy]

Maybe I'll try it at work too. Maybe it'll be funny...we'll see.

[Plum Krazy]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asked,"Why the long face?"... think about it

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says,"Hey we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies,"Really?You have drink named Bob?"

I'm picking up a "bar joke" pattern here. Wonder if it's a sign... Hmmm

[Thunder]

I'm picking up a "bar joke" pattern here. Wonder if it's a sign... Hmmm

Ya, maybe a neon sign.

[Plum Krazy]

Ya, maybe a neon sign.

A neon sign saying "Budweiser"!!!

[Plum Krazy]

Calvin and the snowmen

[Plum Krazy]