Dumbest spam I ever got? to date!

[stitchmonkey]

OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT,
ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT (OBN)
OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL PLC.



Attention: Beneficiary,


This is to officially inform you that we the international credit
settlement of
Oceanic International Plc has verified your contract/inheritance file
and found
out that why you have not received your payment is because you have not
fulfilled the obligations given to you in respect of your contract/inheritance
payment.


Secondly we have been informed that for you not to deal with the non officials
in the bank and your entire attempt to secure the release of the fund to you.
We wish to advise you that such an illegal act like these have to stop if you
wish to receive your payment since we have decided to bring a solution to your
problem. Right now we have arranged your payment through our swift card
payment
center Asia pacific that is the latest instruction from our New President Mr.
Umaru Musa Yar'Adua (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA . AND THE NEWLY
APPOINTED EFCC CHAIRMAN PERSON, which will not involve any fraudlent act or
money laundering and because the CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA is running for final
payment of the year thats the order is given,


As well as the INTERPOL and FBI in conjuction with HOMELAND SECURITY
.This card
center will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your money in
any ATM MACHINE in any part of the world, but the maximum is twenty thousand
dollars per day, so if you like to receive your fund this way please let us
know by getting back to me via this email below:


So their saying it's illegal to not deal with "non bank employees"

[Ladybreeanna]

I have a really nice bridge for sale!

[SRTenly]

Me? I've got some nice swampland here in Florida you might be interested in...

[stitchmonkey]

Did I really sound like I believed this? I just found it amazing that they would think anyone would answer this

"Secondly we have been informed that for you not to deal with the non officials
in the bank and your entire attempt to secure the release of the fund to you.
We wish to advise you that such an illegal act like these have to stop if you
wish to receive your payment since we have decided to bring a solution to your"

[ZMagnum]

I added "Attention: Beneficiary" as a keyword to block in my Email server's spam filter.

[gn300]

just put an ad for anteresting car on craigs list or kijiji and you will get more offers !

[SRTenly]

Did I really sound like I believed this? I just found it amazing that they would think anyone would answer this

LOL...No...not you...my response was direct at any poor sucker that actually WOULD believe something like that.

[Big Daddy J 300]

I bet you its the Nigerians, im not racist at all but thats were most of these scams originate, we had a PS2 for sale and we started getting all kinds of people interested all with a shipped destination to nigeria hmm??? what a coincidense so i checked online and found that theyve been doing all kinds of scams trying to trick people not paying attention to minor details. Look for alot of mis spelled words, one that i get constantly is service@paypall.com with 2 L's, has anyone else received that one??

[viper3ez]

i recieved this also.

Hey Big Daddy, u might want to watch how u phrase ur words.

yes, most of these are from nigerians. but ur statement undermines the fact that this is just a few hundred people out of a country of over a 100 million people.

i am Nigerian, born n raised.

Sad thing is i did get this exact email.

i can put my next months's mod money on the fact that i get more spam from nigerians than you do.

i,m not offended cos i know the truth but just letting you know to watch ur generalizations.

Nuvie

[Big Daddy J 300]

i recieved this also.

Hey Big Daddy, u might want to watch how u phrase ur words.

yes, most of these are from nigerians. but ur statement undermines the fact that this is just a few hundred people out of a country of over a 100 million people.

i am Nigerian, born n raised.

Sad thing is i did get this exact email.

i can put my next months's mod money on the fact that i get more spam from nigerians than you do.

i,m not offended cos i know the truth but just letting you know to watch ur generalizations.

Nuvie

sorry if i offended any nigerians thats why i put im not racist in any way, but i wasnt for me having watched a special they had on tv just the week before i too would probably have fell victim to the scam. They even reply to the for sale ads you place on myspace.

[viper3ez]

trust me, i know how it all goes down. i straight i just wanted to remind you there are a gazillion nigerians out there who do the right thing

sorry if i offended any nigerians thats why i put im not racist in any way, but i wasnt for me having watched a special they had on tv just the week before i too would probably have fell victim to the scam. They even reply to the for sale ads you place on myspace.