Hooters in Peru

**Johnnyvav** · 06-10-2008, 12:33 PM

Peru is obviously a third world country since there are no Hooters there. So the entrepreneur in me decided to scout out the feasability of opening such a Fine Dining Establishment there. I soon decided it would be too much work but the research certainly was worth it.

This would be a great location with a view of Machu Picchu:

I found both cooks and a meat source in 1 shot! By the way, Alpacca does taste good. Much better than Guinea Pig, which I also ate, in addition to Goat, Ox Tail & Ostrich.

And a Band ..........

And waitresses from the local university who love to get their picture taken with American LXers:

A great hostess:

A bit of a walk to the bathroom....

Not sure what she would do but we'll figure it out ....

Definately have to put up "Park at your own risk" signs in the parking lot, since there are animals out there!

This guy likes the idea .........

The only problem is the average income is $120.00 a month, which may impact our profit margins. So in conclusion, I'll stick to Hooters in the Tri State area!

**nhdave** · 06-10-2008, 12:47 PM

Great story Johnny!

I guess phone service was a little limited when you were there huh? I don't think Jello ever got a call back..

**bklynmag** · 06-10-2008, 12:48 PM

Looks like a great trip! Nice pictures.

Alpacca with some of Hooter's 3 mile island hot sauce . . . Hm mmmmm

**Hemi31** · 06-10-2008, 01:35 PM

John your resemblence to the Alpaca's is amzing

**Carfinish** · 06-10-2008, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by bklynmag

Looks like a great trip! Nice pictures.

Alpacca with some of Hooter's 3 mile island hot sauce . . . Hm mmmmm

oh yeah....fry it up

Originally Posted by Hemi31

John your resemblence to the Alpaca's is amzing

lmao

great pics Johnny....looks like you had a nice trip...one of my closest friends family is from there...he brought me back some leaves

from his last trip there...did you try any?...they all do it down there

**SublimeInMA** · 06-10-2008, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by Carfinish

great pics Johnny....looks like you had a nice trip...one of my closest friends family is from there...he brought me back some leaves

from his last trip there...did you try any?...they all do it down there

Johnny has a limited supply of brain cells now, cant have him purposely depleting them, his wife just had the baby, you want her to have to raise a BIG kid on tope of the 3 young ones they have??

Originally Posted by Johnnyvav

Gotta hand it to you Johnny, you find all the Hot chicks to put your arms around in pics!! Werent they hot in those white uniforms?
Welcome back, whats your schedule? You leaving again soon? Do a mailing for a M&G, maybe this weekend??
Tom

**USCThug** · 06-10-2008, 02:15 PM

Cool pix
Look at Merida Yucatan for a Hooters. It is not far from Cancun and the word is that they are bring gambling very soon. White sand beachs gambling and hooters!!!!
Who can beat that!!!

**Rican 300** · 06-10-2008, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by SublimeInMA

Welcome back, whats your schedule? You leaving again soon? Do a mailing for a M&G, maybe this weekend??
Tom

Haha, He already hit me up on myspace wanting to do a M&G. Guess Salida aka Jello better get ready for group to come by. Maybe we should block out the front of the parking lot this time??

**ZMagnum** · 06-10-2008, 04:42 PM

Very cool pics. Thanks for sharing.

**Johnnyvav** · 06-10-2008, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by Carfinish

oh yeah....fry it up

lmao

great pics Johnny....looks like you had a nice trip...one of my closest friends family is from there...he brought me back some leaves

from his last trip there...did you try any?...they all do it down there

Thanks! I stuck to the candy and the tea but I did get a bit of altitude sickness in Cuzco. It's about 13000 feet above sea level, next time I'll take the medicine before hand.