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  1. 05-14-2008, 09:30 PM #1
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    Why women are like cars?

    Since guys treat their cars like their ladies, women would be wise to "steer" clear of men who:
    • Trade in their cars whenever a new model comes out
    • Lease cars (commitment issues)
    • Rent cars
    • Borrow their friends' cars
    • Abuse or trash their cars
    • Run out of gas
    • Take a lot of test drives, but never buy anything
    • Sell cars for a living
    • Have memorized the measurements of the entire Aston Martin line
    • Own a car that seats seven
    • Always ask their friends if they can "look under the hood"
    • Smoke in the car
    • Keep an extra car hidden in the garage
    • Never change the oil
    • Are always looking at other peoples' cars
    • Trade in their car just because it has accumulated some "junk in the trunk"
    • Can't get the engine started

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  2. 05-14-2008, 09:37 PM #2
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    LMAO!!! Nice... wonder if Marc should be worried...



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  3. 05-14-2008, 10:22 PM #3
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    I am sure am glad that I do not fit any of these categories!!
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  4. 05-15-2008, 12:45 AM #4
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    None at all.
    Now if there was one to MOD HER then yah you'd fit at least one

    Quote Originally Posted by bubbamagnum View Post
    I am sure am glad that I do not fit any of these categories!!

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  5. 05-15-2008, 02:29 AM #5
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    I did not see anything mentioned about spending your life savings and totally altering a car that is just a year old....LOL
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  6. 05-15-2008, 04:20 AM #6
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    haha!

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  7. 05-15-2008, 10:15 AM #7
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    Thats Funny Sh***t Steve !!!!
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  8. 05-15-2008, 09:09 PM #8
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    What kind of car would she be??

    "With a turbo, exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, with a supercharger, air goes in, witchcraft happens and you go faster."
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  9. 05-15-2008, 09:19 PM #9
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  10. 05-16-2008, 12:28 AM #10
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    She looks like a CORVETTE c6 to me!!!
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  11. 05-16-2008, 12:53 AM #11
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    man I aint even going to scroll back up and look at that.


    Ok maybe one more time.

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  12. 05-16-2008, 12:59 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by NoMoreTrucks View Post
    What kind of car would she be??

    A Cougar!


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  13. 05-16-2008, 01:00 AM #13
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    Meow kitty kitty.

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  14. 05-16-2008, 01:01 AM #14
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    ...because the have the power but refuse to give it up?


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    Quote Originally Posted by NoMoreTrucks View Post
    What kind of car would she be??
    Easy. A top fuel dragster. I couldn't afford the fuel or the parts to keep her going.
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