Need a Convoy........

**SmoovC** · 12-14-2006, 12:56 AM

Originally Posted by momsrockinride

usually traffic over the narrows on the weekend is fine, altho we're getting close to time for the fat red man to sing

You mean the bouncer at the casino?!

**momsrockinride** · 12-14-2006, 12:59 AM

yeah which ever

**BUTWEET** · 12-14-2006, 01:56 AM

What's going on this weekend?

**LowGo** · 12-14-2006, 02:05 AM

Originally Posted by I'M BUTWEET DAMMIT

What's going on this weekend?

For me... not much!

**Rainman** · 12-14-2006, 02:59 AM

The everett area meet has so far been either the rest area near Everett Mall or the Denny's at 128th. The Denny's at Pacific is another good choice for those farther North. How do these locations work for others in the North end?

**Fawn** · 12-14-2006, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by Rainman

The everett area meet has so far been either the rest area near Everett Mall or the Denny's at 128th. The Denny's at Pacific is another good choice for those farther North. How do these locations work for others in the North end?

Either location is fine with me, I'm looking for a time more desperately. I work two meetings Saturday morning so I gotta figure out if I'm staying in town after that and how/where to wash my car before we head south. It's supposed to rain though, I'm tempted to completely ignore the fact that my car is filthy.

**Slim** · 12-14-2006, 07:51 PM

I won't be joining the convoy. Leesa and I are going down early to visit her cousin, seeing how they live one block away from Rich and Dana.

**SyNyStR** · 12-14-2006, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by Slim's Magnum

I won't be joining the convoy. Leesa and I are going down early to visit her cousin, seeing how they live one block away from Rich and Dana.

See, the guy buys a SRT8 and he doesn't want to convoy with us anymore!!! Geeessssss! You gonna' move to Bellevue TOO!!!

Jokin'!!!!

SyNyStR

**Slim** · 12-14-2006, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by SyNyStR

See, the guy buys a SRT8 and he doesn't want to convoy with us anymore!!! Geeessssss! You gonna' move to Bellevue TOO!!!

Jokin'!!!!

SyNyStR

Actually, I'm waiting for my agent to return my call!

hahahahahahaha

**LowGo** · 12-15-2006, 12:13 AM

Originally Posted by Slim's Magnum

Actually, I'm waiting for my agent to return my call!

hahahahahahaha

Hmmm... don't know if my car will be good enough for this crowd now. I guess I can always park in the back!

**SmoovC** · 12-15-2006, 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by MyMaggieMae

Hmmm... don't know if my car will be good enough for this crowd now. I guess I can always park in the back!

I will hunker in the back of the lot with ya' Don!

**Slim** · 12-15-2006, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by Magnum Maniac

I will hunker in the back of the lot with ya' Don!

If your hunkering down in the back it's only because your afraid of showing off those winter rims. I have no idea why Don would be, that thing should be out front showing off!

**PHANTZM** · 12-15-2006, 08:21 PM

I'm sorry ..... I just couldn't resist.

Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon

Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town, C'mon

Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen,
Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy,
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy

Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth, pullin' logs
Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We 'as headin' fer bear on I-One-Oh
'Bout a mile outta Shaky-Town
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
An' I'm about to put the hammer on down

Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, breaker Pig-Pen, this here's The Duck
Uh, you wanna back off them hogs
10-4, 'bout five mile or so, 10-roger
Them hogs is gittin' in-tense up here

By the time we got into Tulsa-Town
We had eighty-five trucks in all
But they's a road block up on the clover leaf
An' them bears 'as wall to wall
Yeah them smokies 'as thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear-in-the-air
I sez callin' all trucks, this here's The Duck
We about to go a huntin' bear

Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen?
Uh, negatory Pig-Pen, yer still too close
Yeah, them hogs is startin' close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten

Well we rolled up interstate fourty-four
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all a our swindle sheets
An' left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Chi-Town
Them bears was a gittin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard
There 'as armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps
An' rigs of every size
Yeah them chicken coops 'as full a bears
An' choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreusse microbus

Hey Sod Buster, listen
You wanna put that microbus in behind the suicide jockey?
Yeah, he's haulin dynamite
He needs all the help he can git

Well we laid a strip fer the Jersey Shore
An' prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge 'as lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
We just ain't a gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight
I sez, let them truckers roll, 10-4

Cause we gotta mighty convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, 10-4 Pig-Pen, what's yer 20?
Omaha?!
Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure
Well mercy sakes alive good buddy
We gonna back on outta here
So keep the bugs off yer glass
An' the bears off yer... tail
We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side
We gone
Bye, Bye...